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Sunday, February 08, 2009

Ireland To Quit Euro And Peg To US Dollar


Turn on your sound for this one. This is the moment eurosceptics have been waiting for - Ireland is to quit the Euro, relaunch the Punt and peg to the US Dollar. And it is Barack Obama who has made it all possible.

The Euro is set to tumble and be demolished as the indebted 'P.I.I.G.S.' start to come crashing out - Portugal, Italy, Ireland, Greece and Spain. The only way they can do that and see their currencies successfully relaunched is to 'go American with Obama' and peg to the US Dollar. As the Euro continues to tumble to parity with the dollar, the debts of the P.I.I.G.S. if pegged to the US$, will automatically be reduced by 20%. This song tells it how it all might come about. Ireland, Obama is waiting for you! P.I.I.G.S. will finally fly.

Remember. There has to be an element of truth...Obama's great great great grandfather came from a small village in Ireland, and Obama says he's coming over for a pint. Once they get him talking, after seven pints of Guinness and a dose of Irish charm, the punt will be as good as pegged.

HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO THE SONG FROM THE ONE-EYED PARROT DANCE CLUB WHO WERE THE FIRST TO SEE THE POTENTIAL IN OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY FOR IRELAND.

O'Leary, O'Reilly, O'Hare and O'Hara
There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama

You don't believe me, I hear you say
But Barack's as Irish, as was JFK
His granddaddy's daddy came from Moneygall
A small Irish village, well known to you all

Toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a lama
There's no one as Irish As Barack O'Bama

He's as Irish as bacon and cabbage and stew
He's Hawaiian he's Kenyan American too
He’s in the white house, He took his chance
Now let’s see Barack do Riverdance

Toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a lama
There's no one as Irish As Barack O'Bama

From Kerry and cork to old Donegal
Let’s hear it for Barack from old moneygall
From the lakes if Killarney to old Connemara
There’s no one as Irish as Barack O’Bama

O'Leary, O'Reilly, O'Hare and O'Hara
There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama
From the old blarney stone to the great hill of Tara
There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama

2008 the white house is green, their cheering in Mayo and in Skibereen.
The Irish in Kenya, and in Yokahama,
Are cheering for President Barack O’Bama

O'Leary, O'Reilly, O'Hare and O'Hara
There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama

The Hockey Moms gone, and so is McCain
They are cheering in Texas and in Borrisokane,

In Moneygall town, the greatest of drama, for our Famous president Barack o Bama

Toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a lama
There's no one as Irish As Barack O'Bama

The great Stephen Neill, a great man of God,
He proved that Barack was from the Auld Sod
They came by bus and they came by car, to celebrate Barack in Ollie Hayes’s Bar

O'Leary, O'Reilly, O'Hare and O'Hara
There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama

By

Hardy Drew

Come on, Hardy. We need one more verse about Obama agreeing to peg the Punt to the Dollar after 7 pints of Guinness.

But seriously read THIS.


EXTRACT FROM ARTICLE -

This month Portugal, Spain and Greece have seen their credit ratings downgraded. It is likely the ratings agencies will hit Ireland's next. They will then find it not only more expensive to borrow money, but more difficult to find any investors willing to lend to them.

Obama? Is your visit to be taking place sooner than expected?

Slante!

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2 comments:

AnIrishMan said...

Only you could unearth that video Tap!!!

If only it were true! Role on the day when the Punt graces my pockets once more and this chocolate money in my pocket can be flung where it belongs – at the bottom of the Liffey!

tapestry said...

The EU is based on 'soft power'. It's a monetary rather than a military empire. People in power get rich while the ordinary folk get fleeced, losing their jobs, their homes and their nationality.

You should take a Punt out on the Liffey after sinking the EU's waste products.

Do they have Punts there?

Sorry about the pun. I hope your desires for your country's freedom are realised before too long. Never give up, AnIrishMan.